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District 9 - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Snicho

I really, really, really wanted this movie to rock. The promise of being something different, something challenging - as well as the film being shot in a semi-documentary style - had me really me salivating.

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The Burning Plain - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

Writer director Guillermo Arriaga has hit on a formula. Take a banal plot, non-chronological storytelling, a desolate setting, some big name actors, and some bleak guitar. Critical gold!

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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

I would have thought a Street Fighter movie would be a no brainer. For instance, one could surmise that the film should involve some actual street fighting. However, this outing seems to have forgotten that part of the recipe...

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Terminator Salvation - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Snicho

When you’re three quarters of the way through a sequence in a movie - and you realise it’s the climax – it’s safe to say that someone - somewhere, somehow - is to blame for not giving you your 10 bucks worth.

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Alice in Wonderland - A PCL Scathing Review Script

Posted , by Harv

This is the script for Alice in Wonderland - A Popcorn Lobotomy Scathing Review. It contains stuff that didn't make it into the original review, and may have differences due to editing.

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Public Enemies - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

Well it's been a week since I saw "Public Enemies", and it has almost completely faded from my memory, like a bad nightmare.