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Antichrist - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

What do we REALLY want to see in a film? It’s not a Disney happy ending, or a Speiberg syruppy blockbuster fix, is it? It’s not a good scare, or a curious mystery. C'mon, film-makers, we’ve seen it all before!

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The Haunting in Connecticut - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

If I could, I would open this review with a sarcastic slow clap. Because I really think The Haunting in Connecticut was trying hard.

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Whatever happened to the whacky?

Posted , by Harv

One of the things that make the Back To The Future series successful is the whacky tone... so why has it been relegated to the annals of history as a rare, unrepeatable gem? Whatever happened to the whacky?

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The Surrogates - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Snicho

A friend and I RAN to see this movie. We made it heaving for breath having missed the first 3 minutes. Oh how I wish a bus had hit me on the way.

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The Last House on the Left (2009) - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

I watched The Last House on the Left with an unsuspecting female companion, and, by the end of it, I'm pretty sure I'd convinced her I was a complete nutter. Honestly, I would have been more comfortable watching a porno with my grandmother.

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THE Final Destination - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

Well let me just say we're lucky Sammy didn't review this one. He would have completely caned it, and if there was a negative 5 stars (which there can be, because this is our site and we can do whatever we want), he would have certainly awarded it.