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Bangkok Dangerous - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Rodders

Seeing Nic Cage in a lead for any movie is a roll of the dice really. Do you know what I mean when I say a movie is bad in a good way?

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Alice in Wonderland - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

I went to see Alice in Wonderland because, to be honest, my expectations were so low that I figured it would have to pleasantly surprise me. It didn't.

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Bitch Slap - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

First up let me say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to my fellow reviewers, whatever readership we may have on PCL, and to the general movie-going public. I'm sorry because... oh God, can I even say this? I liked Bitch Slap!

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Shutter Island - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Snicho

I love it when people quote their favourite directors. It’s inevitable that a few names pop up – Spielberg for one. But really, if you’d come from outer space and sat down to watch Spielberg’s last 5 films – would you really put him on top of your list?

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9 - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

Gentleman, thank you very much for allowing me to pitch my idea for a new computer-animated movie called "9". My name is Shane Acker, and this is really an amazing opportunity for me...

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Jennifer's Body - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww-hahahahahehehehehe. Ooh! Oooh! Wooooooh! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahaha! Haha! Hah! ... Phew... Wooh!... ... ... Aaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahahahahaha!