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Narrative Discipline - Why I Can't Enjoy Fantasy Movies

Posted , by Harv

Princess Bride, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings -- all classic stories that are beloved by masses of fans around the world. Except this one. I've simply never been able to get into them, and I thought I'd write an article exploring why.

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Political Correctness Run Amok - Movie Musings

Posted , by Harv

I was reading an article on Film School Rejects where Christopher Campbell professes to defend both transgender people and Indians from the ravages of insensitive 80s movies that portrayed them poorly. C'mon, was this even worth mentioning?

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Transformers III: Dark Side of the Moon - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

If you read my review of Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen, it will come as no surprise to you that I went in to Transformers III with very low expectations.

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Sucker Punch - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

When I decided to go see Sucker Punch, it struck me that I didn't really have any understanding of what the film was about. As the credits rolled, I realized nothing had changed.

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The Karate Kid (2010) - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

I apologize in advance for this review. I will be using the words "homo", "retard", and most probably "mongoloid" in the text that follows. I will say things that may appear racist, misogynistic, bigoted and probably misopediastic too.

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Iron Man II - A Vintage Scathing Review

Posted , by Harv

How did we end up here!? I feel like turning my couch on its head, pulling my collector-edition Terminator II magnets off the fridge and popping them like grapes, then doing an upper decker in my own toilet.